ALIAS: TBD
HOMETOWN: New York, NY
FAVORITE ANIMAL: Senior Girls
FAVORITE FOOD: Potatoes. Because they are so rare where he comes from.
BIO:
Imagine a man: He is pristine in appearance, with flawless skin, well-defined muscles (especially in his abdomen) and luscious, curly hair. He is hailed by many to be the pinnacle of artistic expression. He never wears clothes. His left arm is always occupied. Millions of people wonder annually merely at his genius. Now imagine that this man is not Michelangelo’s dumb statue, but rather The David Gassett. I know, I know it is difficult to imagine such a spectacular specimen of humanity, but this is what we all hope David Gassett will one day become.
