have a laugh (or two)

Brian Carp (brian.carp@yale.edu)
Fri, 25 Jun 1999 10:30:58 -0400 (EDT)

(from MightyCool)

"There are no bugs in any Microsoft software that the majority of
users want fixed."

- Bill Gates

"On the side of the software box, in the 'System Requirements' section,
it said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed Linux."

- Anonymous