They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming
up on the screen.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning
struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was
restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan
to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried,
"I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better."
Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid
display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers.
Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything,
yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"
God chuckled, "Jesus saves!"
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