Celina "Thousand Tagged" Kirchner

College & Year: Morse 2010

Positions: Mom/Directrix Emeritus '09-'10, Directrix '08-'09, Directrix '07-'08

Major: Psychology

Hometown: Los Angeles, CA

Sketches written: "The Crossdressed Sketch," "Family Fun," "Frat Guys from the Future," "Ex-Girlfriends," "My Mexican Self," "Christie"

Bio: Her acting career began at the age of 4 when she was nearly cast as the little girl in Heat. Since then, she has made the front page of The Tidings (Southern California's Catholic Newsletter) as the female lead in the St. Francis de Sales School's production of The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. After experimenting with organized crime sports and opthamology, Celina returned to the stage as a writer/actor of sketch comedy. Other major successes include surviving the Port Adams e coli scare of 2007, mastery of the Krav Maga ape fist, and palm reading, which is pretty awesome if you ask me.

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