Jesse "Gitmo" Williams

College & Year: Branford 2012

Positions: Publicity '09-'10

Major: Undeclared

Hometown: Winston-Salem, NC

Sketches written: "Socrates," "Spetznatz Soccer," "Proposal"

Bio: Jesse was born in North Carolina, though in 1999 was exiled from the state when he wore a vegetable suit for Halloween and rode around in a wheelchair introducing himself as Ronald Reagan. He learned to act during the three years he spent in a Columbian drug cartel, where he also met such public figures as Rush Limbaugh and Oprah.