Kristia "Maple Brown Sugar" Wantchekon

College & Year: Morse 2011

Positions: Business Director '09-'10, Assistant Director/The Bitch '08-'09

Major: Political Science and Economics

Hometown: New York, NY

Sketches written: "Singsong," "Heroin Birthday," "Passive aggressive," "Weekday Lowdown," Ms. Teen South Carolina," "Barbie Commercials," "The Hills"

Bio: After spending her early years with an acting troupe that toured Canada and the United States by migrating on the backs of Canadian geese, Kristia moved to New York City to pursue a career in the up and coming field of "hood mime," miming with a particularly angry and intimidating expression. There, sadly, she learned that NY pigeons are not to be used as transportation as geese are. Nor are they friendly. Or clean. A significant portion of right hand is now missing. And possibly infected.

Fun Fact: Jon Wu and Kristia are fraternal twins!

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