Marianna "Flashdance" Schuck

College & Year: Pierson 2010

Major: Humanities & Music

Hometown: Atlanta, GA

Bio: Marianna has been valued at 4,000 camels, purebreds of course, by her many gentlemen callers. This is probably because she was raised by a herd of wild Saudi-Arabian ninjas in South Dakota. She credits her high self esteem to her impeccable control of her favorite weapon, the ninja star. Marianna was an exchange student last year at Hogwarts; there she started the first all-female house elf a cappella group, "The Captive Carolers." She will do most anything for a cold diet coke on a hot day. She knows you have one, so give it to her. Now please.

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